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Thu, Feb. 9th, 2012, 08:22 pm [sticky post]
New Deathbillies: Jolene (Please Don't Take My Man on Holiday)



Show dates and videos and pretty much everything else other than MP3 downloads are at http://is.gd/dbonfb.



New Deathbillies: Jolene (Please Don't Take My Man on Holiday) - Deathbillies - Jolene (Please Don't Take My Man On Holiday).mp3 - In an absolute democracy we'd all be married to Dolly Parton. And Billie Joe Armstrong.


Previously:


God Save the Line I Walk for the Queen - http://www.basilwhite.com/media/Deathbillies - God Save the Line I Walk for the Queen.mp3 - Queen Elizabeth II is Johnny Cash's Nancy Spungen.


Crazy Train (For Feeling So Lonely) - http://www.basilwhite.com/media/Deathbillies - Crazy Train (For Feeling So Lonely).mp3 - Ozzy Osbourne and Patsy Cline, together at last.


http://www.basilwhite.com/deathbillies/Deathbillies - Take This Job And Shove It.mp3 - The Johnny Paycheck classic. Normally we mashup a country song with a metal tune, but this is song is sufficiently badass all by itself.


http://www.basilwhite.com/media/Deathbillies - The Gambler's Ace of Spades That I Could Keep.mp3 - Kenny Rogers and Motörhead. If only Lemmy Kilmeister had that plastic surgery instead of Kenny, they'd both be better off.


http://www.basilwhite.com/media/Deathbillies - Your Cheatin' Hellion Heart.mp3 - The Hellion/Your Cheatin' Heart/Electric Eye, by Judas Hank Williams Priest.


http://www.basilwhite.com/deathbillies/Deathbillies - Most Beautiful Girl.mp3 - Rock (the Most Beautiful Girl In the World) and Roll All Nite. KISS Meets The Phantom of the Park. Turns out it's Charlie Rich.


http://www.basilwhite.com/media/Deathbillies - All My Exes Live In Texas.mp3 - Smells Like All My Exes Live In Texas. George Strait vs. Nirvana. Winner is you!


http://www.basilwhite.com/deathbillies/Deathbillies - Whole Lotta Rosie on Blue Bajou.mp3 - AC/Linda Ronstadt/DC. One for the ladies.


http://www.basilwhite.com/deathbillies/Deathbillies - San Antonio Rose via Santa Monica.mp3 - Bob Wills and His Texas Playboys and Everclear.


http://www.basilwhite.com/deathbillies/Deathbillies - Living After Walking After Midnight.mp3 - Patsy Cline's "Walking After Midnight" vs. Judas Priest's "Living After Midnight."


http://www.basilwhite.com/deathbillies/Deathbillies - I Never Promised You a Rose Garden.mp3 - This song is about a scizophrenic teenage girl with cancer who gets her GED. No metal song mashed up with this one, as Lynn Anderson is quite brutal enough on her own.


http://www.basilwhite.com/deathbillies/DeathBillies - I Fall to Pieces.mp3 - Patsy Cline vs. Judas Priest's "You Got Another Thing Coming."


http://www.basilwhite.com/media/Deathbillies - D-I-V-O-R-C-E (Astro-Creep 2000 Remix).mp3 - Tammy Wynette's D-I-V-O-R-C-E vs. White Zombie's "More Human Than Human."


http://www.basilwhite.com/media/Deathbillies - Blitzkrieg Bonanza.mp3 - Adam, Hoss, Little Joe, Johnny, Joey, Tommy and Dee Dee. The Ramones rock The Ponderosa.


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Tue, Jun. 5th, 2012, 06:19 am
Why I Act Like A Megalomanaical Egoist

I believe in the power of parody to weaken negative emotions. My father used parody to show acceptance and forgiveness.
"Dad, I forgot to buy you a newspaper."
"I have no son."
Then I would laugh, feel better, and remember to buy a paper next time. Or maybe two copies of the same edition, as atonement.
If you get that my dad's response was a joke, consider yourself lucky. I've met people who don't recognize when someone's ridiculously imitating a negative emotion, and they seem sad and unfulfilling. Fortunately, they also avoid me, because I constantly falsely display negative emotions ridiculously. I prescribe lots of episodes of Mama's Family.

If I identify that someone's afraid of me or someone else in the room displaying a negative emotion Deliberately doing a bad job at pretending to believe that I have superior social value and quality makes me laugh, and self-selects the people who don't get the joke to avoid me. also I believe that many people who can't spot the difference between a pompous ass and a parody of a pompous ass are themselves pompous asses, and so some of them self-select to avoid me. Win-win.

Fri, May. 11th, 2012, 03:15 pm
I've never been good at identifying lyrics in songs, but now that I sing in public, I construct an e

I've never been good at identifying lyrics in songs, but now that I sing in public, I construct an emotional story to remember and deliver the lyrics. Now I can't help but find the emotional stories in songs, and I can't listen to I've Got To Use My Imagination by Gladys Knight & The Pips without crying like I've broken my leg. And it used to just be a fun song. http://youtu.be/33-pb1wPPgg

Tue, May. 8th, 2012, 06:43 am
I found this poem in my friend's ee cummings book 23 years ago. I visited him last weekend and found

I found this poem in my friend's ee cummings book 23 years ago. I visited him last weekend and found the book again. http://www.basilwhite.com/images/eecummings-TheBoysIMeanAreNotRefined.jpg

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