I feel like I'm finding my voice, thanks to leading my sentences with the unspoken "I believe..." and speaking as if in response to the assumed question answered by the statement.

I wish Joe Budweiser jokes were funny to me. They'd be so much easier to write and perform than all this thinking I do.

Has anyone tried http://photo.stamps.com?

Now for my next impression: the 20th Winter Olympics.

We interrupt this live Olympic event to rerun the tape of Michelle Kwan crying in slow motion."

Thank you.