Now that my dad's retired from the railroad, he's settled down into a part-time job to keep busy, just a little chore to get out of bed in the morning.

He's a bouncer at the Stax Records Museum of Soul Music.

Pimping a new icon.

http://www.basilwhite.com/images/iconbirthdaycake.gif

This story's begging for a folk song as per www.backyardgardener.com/loowit/song/song135.html.

Tommy don' wan' no humanism in here.
No porn no condoms no foolin' roun' here.
I don't care what America allow
No fun in Ave Maria Town.
Tommy don' wan' no pluralism in here.

Oh, sing it.