"Hi, I'm Wilford Brimley and I have diabetes. It hurts to pee and it causes me to be short with my family. I can't sleep at night. The other day I stubbed my toe and took it out on the dog. Two weeks ago I ran out of vanilla ice cream and struck my wife. Then I find out my wife's been dead for six years. Who the hell did I hit?"
From Family Guy
DVD - clip at http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7103393003414118202&q=%22family+guy%22