I just met the UPS driver who was zinged around his ear by Lee Boyd Malvo.
Lee Boyd Malvo made fun of the guy because he scratched at his ear thinking the bullet was an insect.
I just met him. He's still a UPS driver. He was also in the hobby shop when Mohammed Atta bought a model 737, killing time while another 9/11 suicide pilot got a haircut next door.
Now he's on my mailing list. I love my fan base.