basilwhite (basilwhite) wrote,

Shove your inspiring motivational story.

I don't like stories of people overcoming adversity, because they make me feel like an underachiever. I saw a guy in a wheelchair roll up to a step in front of a building, push outta the wheelchair, swing the wheelchair over the step, throw himself back into the wheelchair and roll on. That'll ruin your day.

I said, "Man, that disabled guy is strong." My friend said, "He's not disabled. He's handicapable." Now, I don't know what it's like to hafta use a wheelchair to get around, but if I did, and someone called me handicapable, I'd stab him in the throat. Just cut a curb into the sidewalk and keep your spin control.

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