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Fri, Apr. 2nd, 2004, 09:03 am
I've brought disturbing joy to a stranger.


I just got this e-mail: "You are so funny and cute.  Better watch out if you come to MAcon!"
What am I supposed to do with that?  Imagine that kind of desire for a stranger.
Now, I love freaky, but I only indulge desire for people I know.  Now I fear Macon, GA. 
She goes on: "Let me know if you can imagine enjoying my company, and where we would be."
She wanted me to send her dates of when I could come to visit and she'd "clear the calendar for us."
I guess I should be flattered, but she wants me to come to her.  If there's anything I can't stand, it's a lazy stalker.
http://basilwhite.com basilwhite on LJ / Yahoo / AIM



 

Fri, Apr. 2nd, 2004 02:58 pm (UTC)
brujah: HEY!

I'll kick her ass!!

*I* am your stalker, not some silly Maconite.

::haughty sniff::

Fri, Apr. 2nd, 2004 03:44 pm (UTC)
sjo: Re: HEY!

Good luck with your stalking efforts! I'm too lazy to stalk. Isn't that sad?

Fri, Apr. 2nd, 2004 07:05 pm (UTC)
brujah: Re: HEY!

Basil needs stalking. It's good for the soul.

I'm fairly reasonable, if you need a stalker too. ;)

Fri, Apr. 2nd, 2004 09:28 pm (UTC)
basilwhite: I have platonic polyamory for you all.

My stalkers, my true loves, you complete me. The blood of my life for you.

Want to start a Gallery of Stalker pics. Dirty or not, especially if they have my name in the original scene (on body parts, written on shower tile in blood, that sort of thing).

They can be as risque as you want, because after I'm done with the photos, they'll be too bizarre to entice anyone.

Also wanna do a shot of me tied up and suspended from the ceiling with a gag and a scared wide-eyed look on my face. That's my next publicity press kit shot.

Televisual Orgasm Facilitators, please turn on your imaginations and bless me with your creative ideas.

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Fri, Apr. 2nd, 2004 11:05 pm (UTC)
sjo: Re: I have platonic polyamory for you all.

Also wanna do a shot of me tied up and suspended from the ceiling with a gag and a scared wide-eyed look on my face. That's my next publicity press kit shot.

You just want us to tie you up, gag you, and photograph you. That's not your publicity press kit shot -- that's a fetish photo! Duh!

Sat, Apr. 3rd, 2004 02:53 am (UTC)
basilwhite: Re: I have platonic polyamory for you all.

I guess I think of fetish photos as alluring, which is not what I have in mind. More of a panicky look, similar to my icon.

Fri, Apr. 2nd, 2004 11:07 pm (UTC)
miss_tease

who ARE you Basil White? And what may I ask do you look like?

oh, and checked out your website. Very interesting hee hee hee!

Sat, Apr. 3rd, 2004 02:59 am (UTC)
basilwhite: I am mighty!

For you, from my bio sheet:

Basil White is the agnostic son of a divorced Christian marriage counselor. He peddles his clean-yet-twisted brand of humor up and down the East Coast.

He is a published poet, an essayist, and an actor in movies and television. You may have seen him on NBC's "Homicide: Life on The Streets".

He has the second most popular weight loss diary on the Internet. He is a veteran of ComedySportz, a league of competitive improvisational comedy.

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I look like Vincent D'Onofrio. I lead my act with a D'Onofrio bit.

Well met.

Sat, Apr. 3rd, 2004 03:15 am (UTC)
miss_tease: Re: I am mighty!

mmmmmmmmmmm Vincent D'Onofrio. I approve!