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Fri, Feb. 24th, 2006, 04:28 pm
I heard a theory about where Caucasians come from.

I heard a theory about where Caucasians come from. Gather 'round, kids.

After the last ice age, people moved north farther away from the sun. That means less Vitamin D. You get Vitamin D from the sun, plants get Vitamin D from the sun. Vitamin D darkens the skin, so the one kid in the family who happened to have lighter skin had a slightly better chance of surviving a disease called rickets. Eventually, we get white people. That's why today, light-skinned people near the sun get skin cancer and dark-skinned people away from the sun get rickets.

My point, and I have one, is this: If the Klan would drink their milk, we wouldn't be in the mess we're in now.

Discuss.

Fri, Feb. 24th, 2006 11:14 pm (UTC)
morbidimpishfae

I've actually heard the same theory. Oddly enough, there was an essay about that in my English Comp book.

So your theory on the Klan is a vitamin defeciancy? *giggle* That's just great!

Sat, Feb. 25th, 2006 04:04 am (UTC)
basilwhite: That's why the Klan home-school their kids

That's why the Klan home-school their kids, to keep 'em away from the milk and fish sticks.