Weird: I love Tivo. Now my life doesn't interfere with my addiction to television. Thank God. Otherwise I might have to read something.
Stupid: With Tivo, I can watch intelligent programs, like documentaries and public broadcasting. I don't, but knowing that I can makes me feel smarter.
Hard: Now that I can watch what I want when I want, I have to confront that I'm watching Thundercats by choice.
Scary: I can use Tivo to vote on what shows I like and don't like and Tivo tells me what other shows to watch: Ellen DeGeneres and Bonanza. I'm a lesbian cowboy. Who knew?
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