BasilWhite.com WeirdStupidHardScary for today. Feel free to add your own.
Weird: I'm grateful I have a woman who listens to my problems. I know I wouldn't. It's weird that the woman who's best at listening to my problems is the woman I'm married to. I've never even heard of that.
Stupid: I don't want to burden her with my problems, but I need to talk to somebody, and she's so much cheaper than the bar.
Hard: That's why you put your relationship first: instead of complaining about your wife at the bar, you fix your wife problems, then you complain to her about everything else. She doesn't even charge cover and a minimum.
Scary: Thank God she doesn't give bad advice, 'cos I'm dumb enough to take it. I'm barely smart enough to know that my problems are no one else's fault. They might not even be my fault. I don't know. I'm dumb.
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