basilwhite (basilwhite) wrote,
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BasilWhite.com WeirdStupidHardScary for today

BasilWhite.com WeirdStupidHardScary for today is in the form of romantic haiku.

~

Knowing you is love.
I learn love by loving you.
There. I'm done. Spread 'em.

~

Passion's babbling brook
becomes a mighty river
When the balls are blue.

~

Morning woodpecker.
Early bird catches the worm.
Now I have to pee.

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