basilwhite (basilwhite) wrote,
basilwhite WeirdStupidHardScary for today WeirdStupidHardScary for today is in the form of romantic haiku.


Knowing you is love.
I learn love by loving you.
There. I'm done. Spread 'em.


Passion's babbling brook
becomes a mighty river
When the balls are blue.


Morning woodpecker.
Early bird catches the worm.
Now I have to pee.
Tags: alternative comedy, comedy writing, online comedy

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