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BasilWhite.com: WeirdStupidHardScary for today

I love Sacred Harp music, but my mom's husband says Sacred Harp music is what people sing in Purgatory for missing choir practice.

Ya know how The Gays invade DisneyWorld on one weekend to make it their own? Why don't we do that at Renaissance Festivals with robot costumes?

August 26th & 27th: Robot Weekend

Celebrate the summer with a visit to the Renaissance Festival. Robots admitted free. Enjoy robot-friendly shows, activities and events. Arrrghh matey - there be robo-pirates!

To celebrate our clockwork companions, King Optimus The Prime hath declared all jousters take part in a special competition to decide the greatest mechaknight in the realm. All contestants must peace-bond themselves.

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Tags: comedy writing, gospel, renfest
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