April 1st, 2004

158IgnoreConsensusReality

April 1 Employee Evaluation



My boss asked me to evaluate my own performance. Here's his message.





-----Original Message-----
Sent: Thursday, April 01 7:51 AM
To: White, Basil
Subject: Self Assessments</p>
Good morning!</p>

Well it’s April Fools Day, and that is the day a new rating period begins.</p>

I am requesting self assessments (when I was in the military, we used to call these "brag sheets").  They give me a good feel for how you view what you'er doing and they queue me in on the things that you have found important over the last year.</p>

Thanks in advance for your input!</p>
Tim


Here's my response.





Self-Assessment for Basil White 4/1/04:



I am mighty!   I have a glow you cannot see!   I plow through the earth radiating charm and goodwill in my wake!   I can read, and count, and lift heavy things!   The day of my world dominion is almost at hand!  



Important actions (in order):



  1)   Purchased island

  2)   Hired goons

  3)   Recruited and programmed followers (Thanks Toastmasters!)



April Fool,



Basil