April 11th, 2004

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RC Smith xpost basilwhite comedylab comedyzone

Met RC Smith last week.  He has a

lot of hair on top of his hair.  The top of his hair has its own hair.

 

I told him, "Late at night, alone, in the dark, Kim Jong Il dreams of having hair just

like you.  There's a c***-stained press kit photo of you somewhere in

Pyongyang."

 

"Hi, I'm Basil White."

 



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Mo Alexander

Partied with fellow Memphian Mo Alexander up in DC. Mo's drunk in his hotel room giving PC tech support on his cell phone at 3 o'clock in the morning. He's trying to get his friend to turn off her computer
without exiting Windows so it'll come back in safe mode:  

"Okay, that thing they tell you never to do? That's what I want you
to do."

Told him when he gets back home to Memphis to go to A. Schwab's on Beale Street for me 'cos I'm low on farm supplies and voodoo. Only place in the world that blister-packs Miracle-Gro with a chicken foot.

-Basil

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