April 18th, 2004


Is standup my excuse or my motivation?

Lizard introduced me to a woman in her poetry class and tells her I'm a standup comedian.

The woman asks, "Are you really a standup comedian, or are you just saying that to be funny?"

I have to admit, she stunned me. Finally, I said:

"No, this isn't really funny. You're not laughing. This is all a trance."