August 18th, 2004



I'm at work. Wanna work out at the gym. No towel for a shower. I go to the drug store and buy a towel. I figure, I don't have to wash it first. It's a towel. It's made in China, they're clean people. I take a shower, dry off with the towel. Now I smell like a Beijing towel factory. After a flood. I'll probably be the only person to get SARS from a towel.