August 25th, 2004

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Beauty magazines make women insane.

Beauty magazines make women insane.

They teach women to obsess about whether men approve of their clothes.

I pick out my clothes by smell. And I went to college.

"Will he notice your new shoes?"

I didn’t know my girlfriend had feet until she put ‘em on my shoulders. Cheerleader love is good love.

Living up to a man’s standards. When I meet a man who has standards, I’ll let you know.
158IgnoreConsensusReality

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For every occupation, there is a catalog of secrets only its employees are aware of—such as how waiters with heavy platters know to look straight ahead, and never down. Armed with a bag of reader mail, Matthew Baldwin unfurls a whole lot more true insider knowledge.


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