February 20th, 2006

52mouthofhell

Iran Renames Danish Pastries "Roses of Muhammad"

Iran Renames Danish Pastries "Roses of Muhammad"?

This is an outrage and insult to Pastryfarianism.

Islamic blood will run like raspberry filling.

The DC rep for the Nation of Islam said that he will no longer eat danishes. I refuse to eat Nation of Islam's wheat gluten pies, but I can't count that as a protest. It's more of a lifestyle choice.

Someone must avenge Colonel Sanders.