Jo and Cary's baby is cute, but that's the first baby announcement I've ever seen that didn't list the baby's name OR gender.
Welcome to life, Baby Ungendered Whatsitsname! We love you!
I heard a theory about where Caucasians come from. Gather 'round, kids.
After the last ice age, people moved north farther away from the sun. That means less Vitamin D. You get Vitamin D from the sun, plants get Vitamin D from the sun. Vitamin D darkens the skin, so the one kid in the family who happened to have lighter skin had a slightly better chance of surviving a disease called rickets. Eventually, we get white people. That's why today, light-skinned people near the sun get skin cancer and dark-skinned people away from the sun get rickets.
My point, and I have one, is this: If the Klan would drink their milk, we wouldn't be in the mess we're in now.