June 15th, 2006


What kind of salads do we have?

SETTING: Red Robin, Dulles Corner Mall, Sterling, VA, early evening.

Waitress: What kind of salad would you like?
Basil: What kinds do you have?
Waitress: I don't know.
Basil: Figure something out. I trust you.

My boy Bill

I lost my son's watch two weeks ago.

Today he calls me on his cell phone to ask me what time it is. I tell him.

Then he says, "Sorry to bother you, but I don't have a watch anymore."


The sleeper has awakened.