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October 25th, 2006

04:16 am
Ask me anything.

Poll #852684 Ask me anything.

Ask me anything.

05:32 am
Basil White's Guitar Rig: Frankencoustic

Basil White's Guitar Rig: Frankencoustic

04:51 pm
BasilWhite.com: I'm naked without my claw hammer.

I'm goin' to work, headin' upstairs to my office. There's a guy in the elevator in a business suit holding a claw hammer. I'm so pissed. Why didn't I think of that?

All this time, I coulda been taking a claw hammer to meetings.

'Cos sometimes you go to meetings, you're intimidated, you need a prop, like a folder or a clipboard. All this time it coulda been a claw hammer.

Put it down on the conference table. "What's the claw hammer for?" "Busy day." You get bored, pick it up. "Gotta go." No questions.

06:45 pm
Where can I get a massage table?

Where can I get a massage table? Something collapsible, heavier than a box kite but lighter than a welding platform. All the massage tables I've seen for sale are the box-kite or welding-platform varieties and I'm looking for medium capacity.