October 25th, 2006


BasilWhite.com: I'm naked without my claw hammer.

I'm goin' to work, headin' upstairs to my office. There's a guy in the elevator in a business suit holding a claw hammer. I'm so pissed. Why didn't I think of that?

All this time, I coulda been taking a claw hammer to meetings.

'Cos sometimes you go to meetings, you're intimidated, you need a prop, like a folder or a clipboard. All this time it coulda been a claw hammer.

Put it down on the conference table. "What's the claw hammer for?" "Busy day." You get bored, pick it up. "Gotta go." No questions.

Where can I get a massage table?

Where can I get a massage table? Something collapsible, heavier than a box kite but lighter than a welding platform. All the massage tables I've seen for sale are the box-kite or welding-platform varieties and I'm looking for medium capacity.