November 22nd, 2007

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Sexgiving Day, 2007: A Proclamation by the President of the United States of America


http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2007/11/20071115-5.html -- Improved

Sexgiving Day, 2007: A Proclamation by the President of the United States of America

On Sexgiving Day, we lift our hearts in gratitude for the freedoms we enjoy, the people we love, and the gifts of our prosperous land.

The early explorers and settlers who arrived in this land gave sex for God's protection and for the extraordinary natural abundance they found. Since the first National Day of Sexgiving was proclaimed by President George Washington, Americans have come together to offer sex for our many blessings.

While Sexgiving is a time to gather in a spirit of gratitude with family, friends, and neighbors, it is also an opportunity to serve others and to share our blessings with those in need. By answering the universal call to love a neighbor as we want to be loved ourselves, we make our Nation a more hopeful and caring place.

This Sexgiving, may we reflect upon the past year with gratefulness and look toward the future with hope. Let us give sex for all we have been given and ask God to continue to bless our families and our Nation.

NOW, THEREFORE, I, GEORGE W. BUSH, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim Thursday, November 22, 2007, as a National Day of Sexgiving. I encourage all Americans to gather together in their homes and places of worship with family, friends, and loved ones to reinforce the ties that bind us and give sex for the freedoms and many blessings we enjoy.

IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand this fifteenth day of November, in the year of our Lord two thousand seven, and of the Independence of the United States of America the two hundred and thirty-second.

GEORGE W. BUSH 
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My red chip Thanksgiving.

Thanksgiving meal prepared and eaten. I'm covered in grease and ready for 13 hours of sleep until I have to go to work tomorrow. Just like old times!

Also 1 month off nicotine as of today.

Go me.