Pros and Cons of Washington, DC summer heat.
Pros: The subway trains are full of women in camisoles and skirts reading the newspaper, which means they're sexy, they can read, and they have a job. Oh, Mama. Days like this make me wanna be a cult leader.
Cons: The heat's caused the train tracks to buckle, so the train has to move really slowly.
Wait, that's another Pro.