Beloved wife vikingsparrow came to my gig tonight. I had fun but I was so high from the show the night before that I couldn't sleep and drank mass quantities of caffeine and had to smoke to stay awake. I sweated like a hog from the caffeine, though I did have a great time and sold stuff.
Beloved wife vikingsparrow showed up after she said she'd stay home. I want her to see my shows, but dammit, she's distracting. It's not her fault. Paying attention to vikingsparrow is just more interesting than work, even when your job is standup comedy.