Fan: I bought your CD when I saw you at Bentz Street Bar in Frederick back in August, but the CD is unreadable - can I get a readable one?
Me: I apologize for the inconvenience. You're the only one to report an read error. 500 pressings, one was bound to not read, you won the spin of the wheel. I'll send you a bumper sticker and a magnet too. Send me your snail mail address.
Fan: Won't need a new CD, I popped it in my kids' Hello Kitty CD player and it worked fine - it just won't work in our car's CD player. So, when we need a good laugh, we'll pull out Hello Kitty and listen to some Basil!
Me: If you put it in Teddy Ruxpin he smokes cigarettes and cries.