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Thu, Oct. 12th, 2006, 03:41 am
I'm the Gentleman. What a load of hooie.

 
The Gentleman
Deliberate Gentle Love Master (DGLMm)

    Steady & mature. You are The Gentleman.

    For anyone looking for an even-keeled, considerate lover, you're their man. You're sophisticated. You know what you want both in a relationship and outside of it. You have a substantial romantic side, and you're experienced enough sexually to handle yourself in that arena, too. Your future relationships will be long-lasting; you're classic "marrying material," a prize in the eyes of many.

    It's possible that behind it all, you're a bit of a male slut. Your best friends know that in relationships you're fundamentally sex-driven. You're a safe, reliable guy, who does get laid. In a lot of ways, you're like a well-worn, comfortable pair of socks. Did you ever jack off into one of those? All the time.

Your exact opposite:
The Last Man on Earth

Random Brutal Sex Dreamer
    Your ideal mate is NOT a nut-job. She is giving and loving, like you, but also experienced. Avoid the The Battleaxe at all fucking costs.


CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, someone just like you.

Fri, Oct. 13th, 2006 12:23 am (UTC)
vikingsparrow

fundamentally sex-driven? => Abso-fucking-lutely.

even-keeled? => Sure. About as even-keeled as a Lemony Snickett nightmare.

- The Wife