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Wed, Oct. 25th, 2006, 04:51 pm
BasilWhite.com: I'm naked without my claw hammer.

I'm goin' to work, headin' upstairs to my office. There's a guy in the elevator in a business suit holding a claw hammer. I'm so pissed. Why didn't I think of that?

All this time, I coulda been taking a claw hammer to meetings.

'Cos sometimes you go to meetings, you're intimidated, you need a prop, like a folder or a clipboard. All this time it coulda been a claw hammer.

Put it down on the conference table. "What's the claw hammer for?" "Busy day." You get bored, pick it up. "Gotta go." No questions.

Wed, Oct. 25th, 2006 11:04 pm (UTC)

Claw hammer seems kind of ostentatious. Why not start with a stapler remover and work your way up?

Today a stapler remover. Tomorrow -- The World!!!