basilwhite (basilwhite) wrote,
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Basil White's scented man-crystals.

I go to the gym at work and start milling tread and break a sweat. Then I realize I've brought dirty gym clothes to work. I smell so bad I apologize to the treadmillers around me.

Then I take a shower and feel and smell clean. Then I dry off with the towel.

The dirty towel, which gets wet from my skin and releases scented man-crystals.

At least I'm going to the gym. I have proof.
Tags: dignity, perspiration
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