This is just way too funny!
Too bad I'm not stalking you, or I'd join. I bet that Jo will though.
I wonder what the conventions/gatherings would be like?
8pm - Panel Discussion: What are Basil's Favorite Jokes?
9pm - Restraining Order Competition
10pm - How to Look in Windows Without Getting Caught
11pm - Stolen Clothing Auction
Midnite to 4am - SPECIAL EVENT! Group Excursion to Basil's House! See Basil Standing at the Door in a Bathrobe, Screaming at YOU!*
*Police Activity not Guaranteed. Bail will not be provided.