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Sun, Dec. 3rd, 2006, 02:33 pm
Captioning Contest: Someone stole the Wal-mart Jesus!

Dec. 2, 2006, Sterling, VA: Someone stole the Wal-mart Jesus!

...and, perhaps, a donkey.

Best caption wins a cd & bumpersticker & magnet.

Sun, Dec. 3rd, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)

God Dammit, Mary! I told you not to hold the Baby Jesus Fetus by the head! Now you've done gone and dropped him into Hell! How will we be saved now?? (this is Jo, logged in as Cary!)

Sun, Dec. 3rd, 2006 08:50 pm (UTC)

Quit playin Marilyn Monroe, the camel just ate the body of christ!

Mon, Dec. 4th, 2006 01:30 am (UTC)

Joseph: "Honey, where'd Jesus go?"

Mary: "He rode his ass on out of here to go test some folks' faith."

Mon, Dec. 4th, 2006 03:07 pm (UTC)

Oh, Lord. We thank thee for our shelter at this mid-range, discount, retail establishment. My thy mercy be upon the heathens who hath kidnapped thine only rug-rat. Amen.

And, if it's not too much trouble, could you please make this camel stop humping my leg?

Mon, Dec. 4th, 2006 07:15 pm (UTC)

The camel... the camel was going to be so lonely now. Cold and lonely.

Tue, Dec. 5th, 2006 03:31 am (UTC)
lilrar22: Someone stole the Baby Jesus

Mary and Joseph blamed themselves ... and the after Thanksgiving Day flyer that advertised a free Saviour with the purchase of each carton of Camels. Unfortunately, Marty, the town's resident emphysemic and painfully concrete thinker had only read the brand name of the cigarettes and assumed the livestock for the taking ...

Amy M.

Wed, Dec. 6th, 2006 03:51 am (UTC)
basilwhite: lilrar22 wins!

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