I sell celebrity maps to Hell.

basilwhite scored as Dante Alighieri. According to basilwhite, most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell. basilwhite has a high likelihood of being exiled, but anyone as bloody fucking romantic as basilwhite deserves what they get. basilwhite has an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that basilwhite himself cannot uphold it.

basilwhite's existence bears a definite irony. Although of fairly Christian morality, many pagans, satanists, communists, and intellectuals admire basilwhite and his works for all the wrong reasons.

Also, the brighest star in basilwhite's sky is never going to be his lover...It takes a lot of grief to be the cartographer of hell.
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