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Mon, Jan. 1st, 2007, 07:59 pm
I sell celebrity maps to Hell.

[info]basilwhite scored as Dante Alighieri. According to [info]basilwhite, most of humanity will spend at least some of their afterlife in hell. [info]basilwhite has a high likelihood of being exiled, but anyone as bloody fucking romantic as [info]basilwhite deserves what they get. [info]basilwhite has an exceptional moral code, overshadowed by the fact that [info]basilwhite himself cannot uphold it.

[info]basilwhite's existence bears a definite irony. Although of fairly Christian morality, many pagans, satanists, communists, and intellectuals admire [info]basilwhite and his works for all the wrong reasons.

Also, the brighest star in [info]basilwhite's sky is never going to be his lover...It takes a lot of grief to be the cartographer of hell.
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Sat, Jan. 13th, 2007 07:33 pm (UTC)

You scored as Jesus Christ. You are Jesus Christ! You are the Son of the One and Only God! The holiest of holies, which does make you a big sloppy pussy unfortunately. Although many people will devote their lives to researching yours and artifacts surrounding it, you have a higher chance of people trying to find the blanket thrown over you after death then attempting to find some of your finer carpentry products. Unfortunately, the cranked up tales written by a bunch of junked up zealots in the middle of the desert will give you the status of a Divine prophet and/or saviour, and your craftmanship in life will be altogether overlooked. You will die on the same material you lived by (I.E. your trade)

Sat, Jan. 13th, 2007 07:36 pm (UTC)

Hey can you arrange for a public and MEDIA populated crucifiction..

I am absolutely PREPARED AND READY.
This is NOT a joke. I been ready for almost a year.

Itll take some serious writing, interviewing and stuff in advance of the actual event.. theres much to be done on this planet..

But a real nice crucifiction is definately due.