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Mon, Jan. 1st, 2007, 10:36 pm
How to Observe the National Day of Mourning for Gerald Ford

How to Observe the National Day of Mourning for Gerald Ford


  • Have a drink on Betty.
  • Repeat the mantra: "President Nancy Pelosi."
  • Turn down an NFL contract to go to law school
  • Fall down airplane stairs, stand up quickly and wave
  • Stage your own botched assassination attempt
  • When asked a question, answer with the response "I'm healing a divided nation."
  • Introduce your spouse as "Our long national nightmare."
  • Get promoted twice because of the shortcomings of others
  • Pardon George Bush