Cut in the first round. I think it was the leukemia joke.
Audience and group of judges each picked a winner who moves to the next round. The audience winner didn't make the judges' top three list. The judges' winner didn't make the audience's top three list.
I got second place in audience and judges' votes. What's the opposite of a pyrrhic victory?
Thanks to all the work colleagues and fans and friends who came to the show. You made it fun.
I walk on stage, I take the microphone and I surrender control to my point of view. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. Such is fortune.
I only feel bad about a show when I don't surrender control to my point of view.
I surrendered. I didn't win. See you next time.