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Wed, Jul. 4th, 2007, 12:33 am
Our Trip to the Zoo, by Basil White

Our Trip to the Zoo
by Basil White

Today we went to the Knoxville Zoo.

We saw an elephant penis the size of a diesel muffler, and an ape eating the peanuts out of her own sh*t.

I hate the zoo and never want to see nature again.
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Wed, Jul. 4th, 2007 11:39 am (UTC)
webbapettigrew

I just blew orange juice all over my screen.

You know what you're best at, comedy-wise in my opinion? One liners. I mean, God damn, that was funny!
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Wed, Jul. 4th, 2007 02:56 pm (UTC)
autumnyte

I just choked on Cheerios. That is the funniest thing I've read in a really long time.

Thank God I wasn't planning to go to the zoo anytime soon, though.
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Thu, Jul. 5th, 2007 03:25 am (UTC)
cainle_bean

sad thing is... I never realized Knoxville had a zoo. Was just there every week for 2 years... wow is that a world out there? =p
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Thu, Jul. 5th, 2007 08:38 pm (UTC)
vpresler: vivid memories

you forget to mention the female elephant and the evidence of his ardor... gives newer more twisted meaning to hung like a bull! YIKES!

Note to self.. no more zoos in future trips anywhere!

ps.. had a great time, thanks for the laughter!
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Fri, Jul. 6th, 2007 01:36 pm (UTC)
sistrmoon

holy shit, thanks for the laugh first thing this morning:P
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