This Rowling chick has got to die.
So many people are under the self-imposed Harry Potter Spoiler Prevention Embargo that LiveJournal's a ghost town.
For an entire week , virtually no obese women have posted photographs of their pierced labias on the Internet.
Internet inventor Al Gore would be spinning in his grave, if he were dead.
Look for my fan fiction, "Harry Potter and the Can of Whoopass."