If you had to have plastic surgery, what would you have done? remove this extra post-gastric-bypass-surgery skin. What non-physical attribute(s) do you seek out in a friend? Intelligence What non-physical attribute(s) do you seek out in a lover? Willingness What is your area of expertise? Empowering people with problem-solving tools What do you wish you were better at? paying attention What is your ideal age? right now What makes you feel relaxed? fellatio What makes you feel anxious? my to-do list How well do you get along with your family? physical and spiritual detachment. Do you like photographs of yourself? yes No holds barred, what is your pie-in-the-sky dream job? Cult leader Do you enjoy being alone? yes Do you enjoy being in a large crowd? yes What animal scares you? children Do you dream in colors? yes Do you prefer to date older, younger, or same age? don't care What social group were you in back in highschool? King of the Freaks Do you feel like you are smart? yes How many living plants are in the room you are sitting in right now? Is fungus a plant? Do you have indoor pets? What kind? I am an indoor pet Do you like your house? Hell yes. Where is your favorite spot on earth? The clitoris. Create a survey!