I'd like to get back into comedy. Here's what I'm working on.
I've run out of the capacity to take negative judgment from people. I want to kill hecklers and their families. I often think about going to the mall and shooting children. The psychiatrist has not worked, and I'm not crazy enough to think that going to the psychiatrist again will have a different outcome. So these days the only thing keeping me from mass murder is my own cowardice.
So what do you think? It's a little long-winded, but there's some potential. Might work as a closer.