basilwhite (basilwhite) wrote,

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All-Clad® is the armor of GOD!

vikingsparrow gave me the train set I wanted!

All-Clad® is the armor of GOD! Made in Pennsylvania Steel Country by men with moustaches who've supplied weapons for two world wars. These are the depleted uranium armor-piercing rounds of food.

Every one of them, even the little sauce pan, is heavy enough to kill a farm animal.

I'm gonna spend all day playing with them. Maybe I'll just boil water in all of 'em at once.

Suck it, Corningware.
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