All-Clad® is the armor of GOD! Made in Pennsylvania Steel Country by men with moustaches who've supplied weapons for two world wars. These are the depleted uranium armor-piercing rounds of food.
Every one of them, even the little sauce pan, is heavy enough to kill a farm animal.
I'm gonna spend all day playing with them. Maybe I'll just boil water in all of 'em at once.
Suck it, Corningware.