This casual friday I rock my new linen shirt with my newly developing upper body.
Today marks my fifteen year anniversary as a Fed. Fifteen years ago today my financial goal shifted from survival to recovery. Any day now I shall begin to thrive. Hallelujah, tasty government teat.
The Congress is in its August recess, for it is August. Nevertheless, I still check the Congress websites for new hearings, because I am retarded. I'm sorry, that's politically incorrect. I think the proper term is "Communications major."