Famous Potatoes or Die.
Dad: "Son, when are you gonna visit?" Me: "Dad, I don't want to visit you if you're going to drive me through the ghetto with no gasoline to show me…
Used "This I believe" as my mantra for performing. It seems to work. http://www.npr.org/thisibelieve/faq.html
Found the Good Eats Fan Page today. Stuffing is evil.