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Wed, Aug. 18th, 2004, 08:59 pm

I'm at work. Wanna work out at the gym. No towel for a shower. I go to the drug store and buy a towel. I figure, I don't have to wash it first. It's a towel. It's made in China, they're clean people. I take a shower, dry off with the towel. Now I smell like a Beijing towel factory. After a flood. I'll probably be the only person to get SARS from a towel.

Thu, Aug. 19th, 2004 01:09 am (UTC)
brujah: Silver lining ?

Poor Basil.

The only silver lining that I can offer is -- at least the towel was color set and didn't bleed all over your skin and turn you a lovely shade of unnatural coloring.

I'd say blue, but I've been a stalking slacker so I wasn't spying on you when you bought the towel, so I don't know the color.

I'm such a terrible stalker.


Thu, Aug. 19th, 2004 01:12 pm (UTC)
basilwhite: Re: Silver lining ?

Blue is right. You are the Quitzatz Haderach of stalkers.