Dec 25 My suitcase was overfull, so I left my books at home. I get to Dulles Airport and a cab mocks me with the sign "TV is gooder then books!"
The terminal is fulla Asians. They shout "Santa Clausu!" as I walk by in my Santa hat and green scarf and red bowling shirt and green pants. Spreadin' the love.
Now I'm wearing a Santa hat while eating a bacon cheeseburger in the Five Guys in Dulles Airport. Mmmm Five guys. The most secure burger in NoVa west of the Pentagon.