I got a robocall from the library - SQUEE. I'm lovin' this library process of asking for a book anywhere in the county public library system, getting a robocall that the book's in, then pulling it off of a shelf of holds sorted by the patron's last name, then scanning barcodes and walking out. The only glitch is when a book is in that I don't want anymore. I put it in the return bin without checking it out, the process puts it back on the hold shelf and calls me again. I check it out and immediately put it in the return bin, the process puts it back on the hold shelf and calls me again. You ask for a book, you READ the book, human.
Then get the dry cleaning.