basilwhite

I have something fun planned today, but I can't share it here. I'll tell you later. It's counter-revolutionary to the will of the people who design slideshows that inform the officials who serve the bureaucracy that oversees the metrics of the brave men and women who serve our country.

I got a robocall from the library - SQUEE. I'm lovin' this library process of asking for a book anywhere in the county public library system, getting a robocall that the book's in, then pulling it off of a shelf of holds sorted by the patron's last name, then scanning barcodes and walking out. The only glitch is when a book is in that I don't want anymore. I put it in the return bin without checking it out, the process puts it back on the hold shelf and calls me again. I check it out and immediately put it in the return bin, the process puts it back on the hold shelf and calls me again. You ask for a book, you READ the book, human.

Then get the dry cleaning.