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Fri, Dec. 18th, 2009, 07:42 am
Moms Gone Wild: Too Wild for the Internet!

The owner of http://worstchristmasletters.blogspot.com apologized that my mom's Xmas letter to me was too sociopathic to print.

I have more e-mail from my family asking me why our crazy relatives are crazy. I share the following thought: If the defective didn't blame you for their defects, they wouldn't be defective!

Fri, Dec. 18th, 2009 12:55 pm (UTC)

OH, you so have to post it here.

And on emails from crazy people.

Fri, Dec. 18th, 2009 05:34 pm (UTC)

This. It must be posted here at the least!

Sat, Dec. 19th, 2009 02:58 am (UTC)

Dear Son, Look up Narcissistic Personality Disorder on the Web. I have known about this for some time...since you were 8, essentially when Melissa came along. what you have is a destructive and debilitating disorder. Take your christmas check and get yourself some therapy. You can "choose" to live out your life unable to truly love or have compassion for anyone. You can leave injured people in your wake as you go through life. You can reject everything that is real and maintain a false face.
But you will never feel joy, real love or affection or be able to make anyone happy. You can give things, but you can't give anything of yourself, because you are a false person. The real person died a long time ago. I don't like this person you are. You are anything but special, or smart, or trustworthy. Everything is about you. I am ashamed for you and your behavior. You ran away from me and your son when you came down here, because it wasn't about "you".
Why you murdered yourself and created this clone of yourself I do not know. But what I am seeing is a narcissist, a soulless, untrustworthy and arrogant shell of a person.
Don't expect me to visit, clap at your stupid jokes, or make excuses for your behavior. You are not funny, smart,or even human. This is what a narcissist is and always will be.
No one, not your mother, father, or siblings matter to you. What matter to you is coming up with some way to "blame" someone for your stupidity. You will probably eat yourself into a giant explosion.
I feel great about this letter. You have called me names, offended me and God and I hope he kicks your ass. The sooner the better. When this happens, don't expect any tears out of me.
Merry ...Your Loving Mother

Sat, Dec. 19th, 2009 03:07 am (UTC)

I am stunned.

Doesn't your mother realize that you were completely psycho-analyzed before your surgery? A serious psychiatric disorder like that would have thrown a bajillion red flags up about you even being a candidate for bariatric surgery of any kind.

You have my complete and sincerest sympathies.

Sat, Dec. 19th, 2009 05:51 pm (UTC)


Ok, you sir, win the prize for most psycho parent.

Fri, Dec. 18th, 2009 01:02 pm (UTC)

I share the following thought: If the defective didn't blame you for their defects, they wouldn't be defective!

I would counter-propose: If the defective didn't blame you for their defects, they wouldn't be family.