She gave me my first dutch oven and I'm giddy as a schoolboy! It's a sexy cobalt blue Le Creuset. The color matches my truck!! I'm in culinary redneck heaven.
She gave me my first dutch oven and I'm giddy as a schoolboy! It's a sexy cobalt blue Le Creuset. The color matches my truck!! I'm in culinary redneck heaven.
My pickup truck's name is Crystal, because she's a whore! A filthy WHORE!
I failed.
Aspertame causes short-term memory... ooh, Fresca!