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Thu, Sep. 16th, 2004, 04:48 pm

Every once in a while, we have a moment where our purpose in life is clear. I walked into a restaurant, guy’s chokin’. He’s purple. He’s been chokin’ for a while. I give him the Heimlich maneuver, half a sandwich popped out of his mouth, guy was okay. Then I thought, “That’s why I spend all day on the couch watchin’ Trapper John, M.D. So I’ll know what to do. “Stand back, people, I saw an actor do this once.”