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Lead Guitarist & Drummer Needed for Country/Death Metal Mashup Comedy Band
I'm a standup comedian with recording (http://www.amazon.com/s?&field-keywords=peeing%20on%20stonehenge) and TV and film credits (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0924493/bio), and I've quit the road to develop a five-piece country-death metal mashup comedy band à la Spinal Tap. We play death metal mashups of country music classics. Think Hee Haw meets GWAR.
I have a rhythm guitarist and bass player. I need a lead guitarist and a drummer. We're practicing as a three-piece every Wednesday and every other Sunday in Sterling, VA.
I'm playing drums at rehearsals until we hire a drummer. I plan on using my bass player's massive gigging social network and my comedy social network to work both kinds of venues.I need brave people willing to look and act a little silly to give people a good time they can't get at home. If you're interested, the music is at http://basilwhite.livejournal.com/tag/deathbillies - if you're still interested, e-mail me back with a phone number.
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