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Sun, Nov. 7th, 2004, 09:41 pm
A great pickup line I never use

Seems so easy. Never thought to try it.

Hi, I'm Basil. What's your name?

Mon, Nov. 8th, 2004 02:59 am (UTC)

I prefer: Hi. Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?

Mon, Nov. 8th, 2004 04:04 am (UTC)

Does it work?

Mon, Nov. 8th, 2004 05:34 pm (UTC)

Let's find out.

Hi, I'm Basil. What's your name?

Tue, Nov. 9th, 2004 02:37 am (UTC)

I'm Stephanie. Why on earth are you hanging out in this dive?

Tue, Nov. 9th, 2004 05:41 pm (UTC)

I was about to ask you teh same question. We seem to think alike. Imagine how much fun we'll have trading orgasms. Do you want your orgasm before or after breakfast?

Mon, Nov. 8th, 2004 05:13 am (UTC)

Has it worked?

The other day a guy said to me 'Have you ever made out with a fat guy in a Tiger's Jersey'?

It worked ;)

Mon, Nov. 8th, 2004 07:35 am (UTC)

I tried that but unfortunately I don't look like a Basil.

Mon, Nov. 8th, 2004 05:31 pm (UTC)

All of you are decadent sinners, indulging in fiendish, depraved viking behavior. Your boisterous delinquency violates all standards of culture and law.

Congratulations. Your status has risen to